what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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