My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
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I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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