I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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