with your own penis?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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