Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Randomize
