Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
