i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Randomize
