That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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