talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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