Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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