on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
be right there i have to get my cape
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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