i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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