so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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