Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's just like the Real World with babies
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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