hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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