hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you would pick up someone in the library
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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