check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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