its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Someone signed my nipple.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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