I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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