Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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