I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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