I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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