Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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