dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Four minutes until I can fart!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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