hell yes lets make some ravioli
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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