jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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