How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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