No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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