Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
These tits shall not be calmed
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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