Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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