Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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