Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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