A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
