I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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