I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
