so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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