So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Farmville is her only friend.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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