I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
