For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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