The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
