There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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