I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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