I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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