Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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