Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
do herpes really smell.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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