do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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