Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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