Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
