Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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