i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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